Manchester Airport is about to go live with a full-body scanner that creates a nude image of every air traveler, complete with detailed outlines of genitals and even breast implants.
Scholars & Rogues has pointed out a slight problem with this plan:
“Rodney Deegen was surprised alone in his security booth where he was pleasuring himself while staring at ghost-like images of naked children. He was arrested immediately. Investigators suspect that he may have distributed some 350,000 images of naked people over the past 18 months.”
You remember that story, don’t you? Was all over the press in July 2012? Oh, wait, that hasn’t happened yet. Still to come, so to say.
So now it appears the folks at Manchester Airport have cottoned on to this problem.
Manchester Airport has been forced to rethink trials of its invasive new X-ray machine after claims the “naked” images of airline passengers could violate child pornography laws.
Manchester Airport initially argued that its scanner was lawful and exempt from the child pornography laws because it was used for the “prevention and detection of crime”. ARCH said a good reason was required to qualify for this exemption.
The airport admitted on Thursday that it might be illegal for children to use the scanner. It said it would not allow anyone under 18 to use the device if it is advised the practice is unlawful.
Hold on a sec here. Let me see if I understand this. They’re instituting a policy of taking a nude photo of every person who gets on an airplane, presumably to prevent terrorists from sneaking a bomb onto an airplane. But, since nude photos of children are illegal, they’re not going to photograph anyone under 18. So, from now on, does this mean the way to sneak a bomb onto an airplane in Manchester is to get a 17-year-old to do it?
Regardless of how they work out the crimp in their plan, I would say the first victims of this policy will be celebrities. How long do you think it will take for some airport security guard in L.A. or New York or London to figure out how to transfer that image of Angelina Jolie or Tom Cruise from the scanner to his cellphone, and then on to the Internet?
Not very long, methinks, and when it happens the lawsuits are going to fly fast and furious.